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The Land of Dr. OZ

 

Followers of Dr. Oz

Dr. Oz

We have become a nation of menopausal Munchkins; followers of the wizard–Dr. Oz.  We connect to him. It’s the sound heard round the world or at least in the United States; educated, middle-aged women, waiting on line in pharmacies buying up Green Coffee Bean Extract, the touted fat-burner. I went into the CVS and asked for the latest weight loss product, Raspberry Keytone. A woman next to me interrupted with ipad in hand and careful notes on the latest Dr. Oz show. Was there something I’d missed? Which one should I buy—Raspberry Keytone or Green Coffee Bean Extract?  Should I buy both?

Lose weight, build bone, stay looking young—fix any health issue.  All this can be yours by ingesting a few recommended supplements. Get rid of arthritis pain, indigestion, acid reflux, inflammation of all body parts, save your eyesight, lose weight and blast belly fat!

It’s hard to explain this cult following.  We have fallen in love with the infallible, Dr. Mehmet Oz. I am convinced that if we pursue his advice on health issues, we can all live to be 130 years old.  If I eat a shot glass worth of pine nuts a day, add fiber to my diet, drink pea protein power shakes, do Yoga, and take a fat-burner supplement to control my weight I will arrive in Munchkinland? If I do not, will I experience the Apocalypse? I have a cabinet full of these supplements, I ‘m just too old to remember what they’re for. Well, gotta go; I’m off the see the wizard, the wonderful wizard called OZ because because because . . . It’s time for his show and I don’t want to miss a thing!

Is Dr. Oz really a wizard? Does he have all the answers?  What makes us believe him?  How many of you follow and heed the advice of Dr. Oz?

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